Mark Hoppus is certainly not one for Christmas cheer considering he provides the main vocals on both of blink-182’s Christmas tracks. Featuring a punktastic riff by Tom DeLonge, “I Won’t Be Home For Christmas” is a much longer song than “Happy Holidays, You Bastard” and is hands down one of blink’s most enjoyable joke tracks. 

Hoppus hates Christmas so much that he chased after a kind bunch of carolers with a baseball bat until he landed himself right in jail. He even said it himself: “It’s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve.” But it’s not all bad because Mark got a present after all! “A guy name Bubba unwrapped his package.” 

So, you might as well enjoy your Christmas because Mark is stuck in jail and won’t be celebrating his own since Bubba got out on good behavior. Listen to Tom as he begs you to post Mark’s bail. 

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