blink-182 might as well be called the pioneers of pop-punk holiday jams with classics like “Happy Holidays, You Bastard,” “I Won’t Be Home For Christmas,” and all sorts of other dirty songs that are too profane to post on the site. 

Clocking in at just 42 seconds, “Happy Holidays” spans from Christmas Eve to Labor Day in remarkable timing as Mark, Tom, and Travis show just how American they are, regardless of Tom’s fake British accent that appears five years later after the release of Take Off Your Pants And Jacket. 

“It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents” will always be the first thought of any blink fan as they wake up and realize they need to find someone to wrap their own presents. 

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